HOUSEKEEPING Wellesley Ma | Home Clean
* highfive* Top of the morning to you maidens, my call is jacksepticeye and therefore welcomed “Breach and Clean”. We’re not kicking in entrances and blowing parties up. or trying to disarm everybody. We’re just gonna kicking in entrances and we’re just gonna cleanse the chambers. I think this is a thing, where you’re in a inn, and you have to go in and cleanse the rooms.
So, I can go in and hurl the scrap in the cartrash, wipe up discolorations, supplant dirty towels, supplant toilet rolls, flush the– So this speaks to me, as a person who actually has a degree in inn and leisure management literally, what I graduated college with. Hotel and leisure management This speaks to me, make this is trash I actually had to learn when I was doing that shit. I had to go in, I had a class, on hearing to cleanse a inn chamber, in the proper tell. It was the most assuming shit ever. Wait, how do I actually start the game, there we go niceness! How do I push this? Oh god..Oh humanity It’s locked … I have no idea what I’m doing Why is there dynamite ?! Ok, can I go in here? I don’t- Fucking – god the fucking mouse sensibility Open the doors! Do I actually have t .. oh the radio is representing the music, that’s why The.I..I..I don’t know what I do..
Okay, I have toilet roll, I don’t need toilet roll!( door knob resounds) Can we go to another storey? Ah..shit, what kind of elevator is this? Do..ah…how do I open the doors? Do I dynamite the doors? I dynamite the doors ?!( EXPLOSION) Oh …. “BREACH and clean” That makes a shit ton of appreciation There we go, cleanse those discolorations, mop up all the discolorations, Am I mopping? Perhaps I require more liquid. Water? Water, I need to clean the brush Oh Yes. Can you mop thi … There we go Thank you, ok..don’t need the wash anymore. That’s awesome, like a fucking ninja! Ok video games impedes solidifying every now and then That’s fine, I don’t care Uh…this go into the trash? Nice.
Nice. Anymore rubbish around? Are we good? Toilet rolls, clean towels C’mon I have t…ok, clean towels, I require clean towels, where do these move? Spidushki! Nice, I got the new towel It’s..it …( Laughs) This is fucking weird … ok light-green towels makes clean ok..green intends clean, is that it? Is that this room done? Yaaaaay! Ok, moving on to the next one. CHARLIE CHARLIE ECHO NINE !! BREACH AND CLEAN, GO !!( Explosion) EVERYONE IN THE ROOM! GO GO GO GO! Rubbish, debris, pick up the rubbish. I like how it has the ear-ringing sound accomplish. This room’s done already ?! Oh- Strojp glazing promler. Presj of the plong whe. I have no idea what you’re saying, Gerard Way, Mikey Way? Who cares. AAAH FUCK !!! AAH !!! Did i just get flashbanged? Ahh, ok. Breach and Clean. I’m not getting paid enough for this shit man. Pick up all all the cans. WOOW WOOOW WOOOOHS The chime aftermaths are fucking awsome. Nice, what else is needed? Mop, wash! C’mon man, i cant be slowing down! I’ve gotta be faster about this shit. Mop, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash. Aaaah, I learned how to break the game.
You merely pick up the wash and give it down again and then you’re able to cleanse all you miss. NICE !! Am I … Am I done? Toilet roll, Toilet roll, I require a new toilet roll! What was that seemed? Wa…Was that the chime of fatality coming for me? I have no idea. toilet roll! GIVE ME THE TOILET ROLL! Thank fucking christ. give it to me! Here we go. I have a timer nocking down It’s done! It’s not done, i need towels. Fucking telling me the chamber is scavenge. It are not the cleaness. It are not the nicers. there we go. I’m even better at this chore then video games is telling me. EVERYONE BACK! Humpoquae. Wait is that it? Oooh, we go to another floor.
Aaah, awsome! Hot! Ok. Breach and Clean, Breach and Clean !! Everybody out! NICE !! Ok, any rubish on the floor? Aaah my ears are ringing. Aaah, my ears are ringing and stinging. Towels firstly, get the towels firstly. There is no sense moping the storey firstly cus you’re gonna be coming in and out with your little trotters and representing everything there is dirty again. Fuck sake, don’t you know anything about reasoning and clean hotel rooms? Aaah god I lost my towel! there “you think youre”. C’mon little chum, we need to … Hugh! It’s not done. You keep telling me these chambers are done. Knock, knocking! House continuing! I come in anyway? I come in anyway. Okay, I need to get this towel’ case I’m on the way out anyway. I AM THE BEST- Legend speaks of the person who works in the inn down Memory block lane.[ Ding] Why are telling me these chambers are done when they’re not? Who cares ?! If you’re gonna tell me they’re done I don’t need to clean anymore then.
Fucking recreation dabie dowzie LEGEND SPEAKS OF THE MAN WHO CAN CLEAN- The room’s done already? Sorry!( chuckles) They’re just inside and they’re like: “Ah, a nice book-“( explosion) “DAH! AH MY EARS” Did you just say the chamber is done as well? Did I rea- Di- Did I genuinely merely finish that?( chuckles) I didn’t do ANYTHING! Okay( german accent) Anybody in zhere? Hello? Housekeeping! I knocked, I’m comin’ in. If you’re naked then there’s nothing I can do about it except watch.
Did I get it? Ding ding! I didn’t get it That’s not enough! I require a towel Gimme the towel! Fuck, it’s like a pit stop, you ho- parties do the Formula one cars, and they take off the rotation super fast. Wait …( Waiting …) Housekeeping! I come in anyway! People- they- they evidence like- doing- taking off the wheels and everything suuper fucking fast! That’s what I’m doing right now. Watch this.( sings) Oh, cleaning process, cleaning process~ Everybody, everywhere~ Clean up, cleaning process~( unexpectedly stops) CLEAN UP THE STAIN! Are you serious? That was a big ass grime! That was almost like someone painted the floor. They painted the floor park. Are you guys jizzing all over the place ?! Was that dong dong? Fucking – god, I have actually time to do this.
Luckily for you, I AM THE FASTEST IN ALL THE LAND at changing towels and toilet rolls. Okay- shit Watch me move. Now watch me do. Nice! Oh!( realises something) Ohhh, others are acceptable, this is perfect … That’s why it was telling me they were done already! They weren’t actually done, it was just acceptable and I could move on.* another anguished racket* I keep forgetting …’ Kay, uh- debris, rubbish Nice! It’s a lot like viscera clean-up item. That activity is breathtaking, as well. Okay, towel … Get off the towel rack! I miss a scorching towel rack like that. I remember being places before that had heated towel racks The fuzz dressers where I got my fuzz greened, they have trash like that. I miss one. You introduced the towel on and it dehydrates itself well it doesn’t dry itself, the thingy dehydrates it. Wash it up. MOP IT UP![ knocking knocking]( accent) “Hou-keeping.” “Okay, I come in.” What the — who vomited in here ?! oh but it’s more like chairs and shit back in the best place Ohh Do I have to applied like chairs and shit back in the best place? No, you’re just making an obstacle course for me now.
Ye pricks! I am not to be paid enough for this shit K, that’s acceptable, but what’s perfect?( humanity in bathtub speaks gibberish)[ Jack recurs gibberish] Shut the fucking around, blue-face! Oh God and going out and going out and going out and going I’m sorry Oh gawd I’m gettin’ out, I’m gettin’ out I’m gettin’ out, I’m gettin’ out, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I’m sorry! Do you miss some dynamite? you miss some dynamite I heard the person or persons passion that. It’s good in vitamin … D! VITAMIN DEATH!( thunder) Aaagh !![ chuckles] ok ok everybody down Okay, okay. EVERYBODY DOWN! Ma’am, DOWN TO THE GROUND, DOWN TO THE GROUND! Ok, sorry, merely cleaning up your chamber.[ lady in chamber speaking gibberish]( Jack repeats gibberish) I’m changing your towels. HOW are you gonna get out of the fucking bathroom? what did I merely do? How are you gonna get out of the bathroom, and mop your arse, with a dirty towel? -[ lady continues grumbling] – Ok … ok, Shut the fuck up! My chore is more relevant than your privacy, and personal ruling[ Woman communicating gibberish][ Jack simulating gibberish] “Ah sham grady grazy flaunts” I don’t – I don’t speaka dat usage but I’m pretty sure you called me a fluffy little bunny rabbit.
And I’m okay with that. Last storey! Are we done? Ye — ohh. I can’t leave because motherf **** r down here is telling me that you’re not finished! you’re not finished What? WHAT has to be done in here? Is there anything on the shelves? Anything behind the couches? I don’t know what you’re shite-in’ on about. I don’t know what you’re dicking me over for. I did — I did a good job. I did a good j — oooohhh Oh that’s just the fucking towel rack, the other side.[ activity sounds] Ooohhhh !! I was leaving the toilet- the bathrooms full WHO takes a soak in a inn chamber and doesn’t take the liquid out? they just get by and like, “Ah, fuck it, they’ll manage.” Assholes. Okay, last storey! Well, it’s not the last storey, it was likely still goes on forever it’s the last storey i’m going to be doing GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! Okay, grab my wash! Grab my wash! Here we fucking move! time to wipe up these stuffs like a speedy beast! nice none has ever seen a humanity clean up your chamber so fast before.
People have just heard tell of people doing this kind of shit but they’ve never actuallly read it with their own bare eyeballs. And not their-And not their eyeballs that are able to see, I make their eyeballs that are actually from a countenance. that is a perfect chamber that makes it’s time to get by Nice! Hello ?![ Knock Knock Knock] You got some dead mass in there !? THIS IS THE POLICE! Shh Go to sleep, and goodnight .. la, da, da, da DADA DA! I bid I could sleep like that. Bid I could sleep like a dead person ok I require my moppers. Let me out! Why you puttin’ your chairs like that? This is a shit inn. It actually is. I would not is necessary to stay in here.[ gibberish] The monk is light-green. The monkey grind?[ nonsense again] Bletsa plongway?[ Gibberish] Heera derrison? I don’t know what you’re saying .. What’s the last thing I need to do in here? It’s not perfect! I wanted to get a whole storey of perfect chambers. Did you just say “peace out”?[ gibberish] I fluffed his pillow! nice i am best available hoteliere that the macrocosm has ever known you know it’s hard to be a- -H! I have to prepare your berth with you lying on it? thank you for representing my job a agony in my ass! I’m not doing that I’m not dealing with that lady Suppoused to be a nice easy chore! I wasn’t even suppoused to be working today! My teenagers at a..
spelling contest God, it’s bright! Imagine they came into your inn chamber like that normally. Just be like: “Hello? House continuing? I don’t care! Shut the fuck up! Cause it to me! Neat! Gotta stick this in! I-I hear you sister. you’re lucky I’m not evil if I was evil Wait .. Oh, deity. OH GOD, OH GOD! Fucking – god![ chuckles] I want to see if I can do something. Shut up. EAT DYNAMITE! Okay, I’m gone, I’m gone, I’m gone! BOOM! This room is acceptable already which makes it’s going to be easy to cleanse. Easy cleany! Stevie Bebie! Let’s go! Is that it? Are we done? Towels, Towels, TOILET ROLL! Come here, toilet roll, son of a bitch Nice! My teenagers are gonna be so proud! I’m actually will now be able afford meat this year. Ah, parties vomitin’ all over the place! You guys had a hell of a night, didn’t ya ‘!? Tought you’d come in, get a little like burger or something! Then came over here and just like[ throw up announces] I know, rough nights.
Know what’s even rougher? This chore. You-you haven’t-You don’t know what it’s like to cleaning process someone’s septic flowing until you’ve sauntered a mile in my shoes ah that’s probably what I was missing in one of them. Someone did pee peeing in the bathroom hole Come on! Fuck off , no! NO! Cause me a towel! You ask for one thing, you get 50. nice wait I speculate is that what’s in this person’s chamber then Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! NO! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME! I MUST FEED MY STARVING KIDS! NO! NOOOOOO! You’re fired .. Rooms cleaned: 11 of 11. Floorings cleaned: 3 of 3. Job held for 14 hours. I simply worked one shift. It’s hard to be a single father! cleaning up people’s vomiting and pee-pee even when they’re in the same chamber watching you do it they don’t even have any forms Wait, did I succumb? I like, pushing my cart and it’s like “no, you flunked your job” all the dynamite blew up in the cart and I merely fell over on the ground.
Anyway, that was “Breach and Clean” Really astonishingly recreation to do! With these types of plays of plays are always awesome you merely get in and dick around and make up your own floor for whatever “the hells going on” It’s free to play, I got this on itch.io I merely get searching for .. chill new plays to play and this was at the upper part of the directory so really nice I affection learning plays like this that are merely bizarre and and you take on different things so I’ll leave a link in the specific characteristics you guys who want to go and play it for yourselves if you want to see how long you can go on and play it for yourselves if you miss, see how long YOU can keep going on for. It’s weird as well, video games saved freezing because my mouse was clicking outside the recording window and it saved resizing shit and everything so that was one of the challenges that activity just going to windowed mode I dunno.
anyway thank you guys so much for watching this escapade if you liked it PUNCH that like button IN THE Face, LIKE A BOSS! And, high fives all around![ High-Five announces] WELL THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL Witness ALL YOU DUDES .. IN THE NEXT VIDEO! You’re Fired, more like I’m on fire, cleaned 11 chambers, That took 14 hours ?! Boy! I’m slow !.
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